​welcome brave soul.
rome is happy to have you.
the freeks are happier.

if you want to live, stay with your guide.
if you need help, talk to your guide.
if you get lost, you strayed from the path.
if you strayed from the path, we can’t help you.



if you wore shoes for walking, you did it right.
if you also wore comfortable clothes, great.
if you brought a flashlight, you’re killing it.
if you didn’t, ask us and we might be able to help.



if you want our advice, follow one character.
if you want our advice, grieve with this character.
if you want our advice, laugh with this character.
if you want our advice, revenge with this character.



if you want to touch things, touch them.
if you want to smell things, smell them.
if you want to taste things, taste them.
if you want to drink things, drink them.



if you want to play, play.
if you want to leave, leave.
if you want to stay for the second show, stay.
if violence, torture, or sexual assault will bother you, don’t stay.



if you want to donate $ to us, do it.
if you don’t want to donate $ to us, don’t.
if you want to know more about our process, ask.
if you want to be a part of the process, we want you.

if you are here tonight, you live with us tonight.

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